Merry Christmas!!.  Are you ready for our gift packed holiday edition?  Paulie have unwrapped many exciting podcast gifts this week.  Are you a vegetarian.  Well be careful because Soy can make you gay!  I knew PETA was a front for the Gay Mafia!   Ted Haggard Watch out Ex gay escort Mike Jones is writing a tell all book!  Watch out Religious right but how are you going to handle a gay grandchild for the Cheney Family?  Talk about bag full of goodies for XMAS! 
     Of course Paulie reviews his newest Xmas gift the Buck Shot Stroker.  This personal sized toy can go with you anywhere!  Evan has 2 DVDs for you this Week.  Dripping Wet by Falcon rated 3 splats and Merry XXX-MAS which he rates a Grinchly 2 splats.  Add in all the podcast standards and you have a bag full of Christmas cheer!  Oh yeah, this weeks MTFT addition is "Come On Christmas" by Cheap Trick.  See you next Year!

Oh Where oh Where can this podcast be?!?  Looks like Paulie and Evan are playing hookie this week.  Who can blame them? Reviewing and testing all the DVDs and Toys can wear anyone out.  Don't worry though Evan and Paulie will be back next week refreshed and recharged with an entertaining new Podcast next week.  Until them listen to Evan's short apology.

 I hope every one is having fun dealing with the Crowded malls and busy shopping centers.  Ready to Scream yet!?!  Of course you could stroll on over to gaycheapporn.com and order up the perfect gift for your significant other. And you wouldn't even have to get dressed.  In fact we recommend no clothes while browsing our shelves! They definitely have gifts that keep on giving again and again. 
     Of course Evan and Paulie want to keep on giving and giving you the pest podcast available.  And they won't disappoint you with this weeks installment.  Paulie's a little crazy this week and Evan is cackling along. You can cackle with Evan live, Just email us with your name and contact information.  You could win a chance to join in  on of Paulie and Evan's future podcasts.  OF course this podcast is packed full if News, letters, questions and more!! Paulie reviews the 'Hand' this is one toy that sure to fill your deepest desires.  Evan reviews two DVDs,  "Jet Set Direct: Take 3"  and "Knob Bobbin'" by Channel One.  Both are rated a mouth watering three splats.  Evan has found a special edition of Christmas music for his MTFT selection with repeat musicians The Hot Rods singing " Santa's Too Drunk to Drive" .

As a pre holiday gift. We are giving you this podcast one day early!  Now you can start your weekend off early!  Paulie and Evan have a new viewer contest.  Write in and you can be a guest member of an upcoming podcast!  Your chance to become a podcast star! So listen in for all the details. Now on with the podcast.  This week Paulie and Evan have another action packed Podcast for your.  Almost as action packed as the new James Bond movie.  Paulie and Evan give you their rating on this movie.    All the Regular segments are here from letters to in the news with this weeks bad boy Snoop Dogg.  Paulie dons a leather mask for his toy review and Evan has two more DVDs to review.  The first is "Humping Iron" by Raging Stallion which he rates a powerful 4 splats.  the second is "Compulsion" another re-release by Falcon studios.  He rates this a refreshing 3 splats!  Wrapping things up is Evan holiday pick for his MTFT section "Drinking up Christmas" by the Dwarves.